Dear Helen, I have been a fan of yours for a very long time. Even my mother and grandmother were fans back in your burlesque days. I even think my great grandmother was a fan during the Victorian Era as well as my great, great grandmother. What is your secret to staying young?
- Old Woman In Ohio
Dear Old Woman,
My secret for staying young? Telling assholes like you to go fuck yourself!
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