1. Pick up someone else's dry cleaning and keep it.2. Park in a parking spot marked for the handicapped and limp to the curb.
3. Call Sally Kirkland and pretend to be her agent, then proceed to tell her that they want her to do a musical version of the T.V. show "Alice" on Broadway. Send Linda Lavin over with the phony contract.
4. Start the new," Dr. Seuss Diet" by eating nothing but rancid eggs and undercooked pork products.( I had not heard of this diet until an unknown colleague of my nutritionist by the name of Neil E. Ohara recommended it to me).
5. Get a manicure from Ching Chang Nails. Remember not to mention the word "gook" or ask where their dog is.
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