...because you can cover it up but it still stinks.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Bye Bye Miss American Style
The Liberace Museum in Las Vegas will close it's doors next month after decades of showcasing the elaborate threads, jewelry, cars, pianos and candelabras of the man known as "Mr. Showmanship". The extravagant pianist, who died of AIDS in 1987, was one of the highest paid entertainers in the world at one time. The question now on every faggots lips is, "Girl, what are they gonna do with all of that queen's shit?"Today's gay hipster doofus20 somethings are more than likely unaware that Liberace paved the way for glitter, glamour and razzle dazzle as well as pioneering the outrages stage costume long before the likes of Lady Gag Gag and her meat dress. He was making entrances on stage in 20ft. long white fox fur coats lined in 400,000 crystals and solid rhinestone studded Rolls Royces. Even Cher pales in comparison when it comes to costume changes. Lee as he was known in my social group made 6 or 7 outfit changes during a single dinner party. Many of these ensembles, along with his home furnishing that make Buckingham Palace look like skid row will undoubtably go on the auction block. If you are in the market for a solid mosaic mirror tiled Steinway or a rainbow satin and rhinestone smoking jacket this could be a golden opportunity. Maybe Ga Ga could pick up a few pointers on trash with class from Mr. Showmanship and I can pick up a few solid gold dildos and rhinestone studded enema bags.